Bunny borrower

“Hey bro, do you wanna hear a secret?”

Psst

“Umm, sure I guess?”

Yeah?

“I’m the vegetable thief. Sucked in, man!” he yells, running away with the kale.

These are my friend’s pets – they are even toilet-trained! But obviously lacking in table manners and etiquette.

Burglar bunny would be a pretty cute name for a pet – we had a great cassette tape of Burglar Bill when I was growing up. But he wasn’t a bunny. And you can now get the audio book on a format other than a cassette tape!