“Hey bro, do you wanna hear a secret?”
“Umm, sure I guess?”
“I’m the vegetable thief. Sucked in, man!” he yells, running away with the kale.
These are my friend’s pets – they are even toilet-trained! But obviously lacking in table manners and etiquette.
Burglar bunny would be a pretty cute name for a pet – we had a great cassette tape of Burglar Bill when I was growing up. But he wasn’t a bunny. And you can now get the audio book on a format other than a cassette tape!
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