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    23rd June, 2014


    Mr Cat and his new friend – Ms Measuring Mouse.


    The secret is in her tail, which pulls out to reveal a measuring tape which was tightly furled in her abdomen like an anaemic fern decorated with standard units (each line an intestinal villus), the golden ratio of ratios.


    Mr Cat and wooden mouse

    Hi friend!

    Ms Measuring Mouse has been in our family for a long time, I’m lucky to have her. Otherwise I take a “good enough google” MacGyver type approach to measurements for buying clothes online. This involves using headphone cords (or anything else vaguely stringy, measuring my waist, then comparing the length to that of the online ruler.

    There have been less regrets since Ms Mouse has taken up her role of Chief Cm ” Documentation Officer.

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